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One Direction Waking Up Their Future Children

Harry: Um...erm...you...like...have...to....yeah..um...so...erm...just wake up, you have school, babe.
Liam: Good morning darling. Wake up, you don't want your schedule to alter a bit, do you ? Now wake up so you can eat your breakfast that gives you the nutrition that you need for the day.
Louis: Wakey Wakey, you had enough beauty sleep babe. Wake up so that you can get ready for school. Don't forget to put on something with stripes. Ok so you won't forget though because I set out your clothes. Orange looks better on you than blue.
Niall: WAKE UP BEFORE I EAT ALL OF BREAKFAST !
Zayn: Wake up. Today is a new day. A new journey. A new memory. So wake up and pick the right paths.
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me: wow could my thighs get any bigger *sits down*
me: apparently yes
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teacher: you're taking too long to complete the classwork
me: it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop
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I found a 1080p. You’re welcome. [x]

I found a 1080p. You’re welcome. [x]

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readbehindthelines:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

this is FANTASTIC

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Taylor Swift & Song Writing → Favorite Interview Moments

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niall-to-my-nandos:

omg

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If the boys were teachers...

Harry: So, erm. The answer for this is... uhm... erm... it's, uh, so, erm, basically, you do this massive equation and it takes a long time foh oohz, but... erm... yeah...
Louis: that's the fucking right answer! Hey kids, wanna hear a really funny dirty joke Harry told me yesterday? So these guys walk into a bar-
Liam: Kid: I don't understand this. Liam: Yeah, me either.
Zayn: Who's sexy? Kids: You're sexy, Mr. Malik. Zayn: Good job! I taught you well!
Niall: Snack time! Kid: We just had snack time... Niall: no you didn't. Kid: yes we- Niall: NO YOU DIDN'T!
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